Sheath Cleaning Song

From AAOA
http://airheadarabiansandotheraliens.blogspot.com/2008/02/fun-stuff-about-sheath-cleaning-james.html

(Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father")

How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.

It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out,
it creaked like it was rusty.

After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means that I love you or I'm crazy!!!