From user "slobah" on webshots.
http://community.webshots.com/album/348919249MqEbHs


The tools of the trade:

What you need:
-One leg of queen size, control-top pantyhose, cut off above where the control-top panty starts.
-One ponytail tie.
-Two hairnets.
-One helmet (old retired huntcap is shown merely for demonstration).


The subject:

See, I really do have short hair. In fact, it's badly in need of being cut. Oh, and colored to cover the gray.


Step one:

Tie the leg of pantyhose around your head, just like a head band.


Step two:

Tie a double knot (yes, this is just the first one. Have patience).


Step three:

Take off your tied headband and put it back on your head so the knot is at the nape of the neck and the headband covers your ears.


Step four:

Poke your hair down inside the hairband so it covers your ears, but doesn't have any little wispies below the hairband.


Step five:

The psychiatric hospital patient look. Frightening, isn't it? See how all the hair is contained under the nylon? And I bear a striking resemblance to Ruth Buzzy?


Step six:

Put your first hairnet on from front to back.


Step seven:

Pull the hairnet and the excess nylon back into a little, bitty ponytail.


Step eight:

Put your second hairnet on from back to front, flipping up your pseudo-ponytail.


Step nine:

Put on the helmet (again, the hunt cap is an ITEM OF APPAREL ONLY, not a safety device) from back to front.


Ooh, yeah, baby. The moment of truth.

Looks real enough from here, doesn't it?


The Look:

Bring on the Grand Prix, baby!